Mord Guffman is a post-apocalyptic Rock Band that was accidentally formed by the CIA.
Meet the Band
Mord Guffman is a post-apocalyptic Rock Band that was accidentally formed by the CIA.
Omnipotent Pride
Omnipotent Pride is an inter-dimensional Demon-like Demi-God that was released after the first successful test run of CERN Hadron Collider. It is believed that Omnipotent Pride consumed the human entity formerly known as Mord Guffman. In a strange turn of events Omnipotent Pride decided to carry out Mord’s musical visions and created a Rock Band named after Mord Guffman himself.
Velocity Rapture
Velocity Rapture is a time traveller from the year 4085 and his purpose and agenda for coming to this stage in the timeline is very unclear. So the only information he has divulged about the future is that they still have Jazz and most people still hate it. The CIA is constantly trying to capture Velocity Raptor but are usually outsmarted by his cunning and uncanny methods of escape.
B.B. Jones
B.B. Jones was a humble piano/synth player before he was given an experimental “Australian” version of the Covid 19 Virus. Now he is a Humble Piano/Synth/Horn player. The CIA denies any such event occurred nor that there was any experimental vaccine.
Squiz
Squiz evolved here in Earth’s oceans and derived from a culture who worships a God that resembles a big red flying mouth. He believes Gary is this being and will follow him unconditionally wherever he goes. Squiz first appeared out of the Bermuda Triangle shortly after Gary was summoned.
Teddy Flee
Teddy Flee- Teddy Flee is named after the first words he heard any human say. The CIA accidentally summoned him during a remote viewing experiment gone wrong. Also dubbed “The Stargate Pet” as he is mostly harmless. It’s best not to let him get hungry and many fans will bring him snacks just to be sure… especially if they want to stand in the front.